söndag 11 oktober 2009

Ferret Rules for Humans

1. If it can be moved, it will be

2. Once moved, its theirs and will only be put back "Where it belongs" after a Human borrows it.

3. Toes, smelly socks, insoles and remote controls make the best toys.

4. All plants need repotting.

5. If it's edible it will be stashed, if it's not edible it will be eaten.

6. The best food is always raisins, fruitloops, Cheerios, bananas and various things that are not nutritious.

7. Ferret motto "We reserve the right to torment the dog".

8. It's not an underwear drawer it's their bed.

9. "Ferret Proof" isn't.

10. Saying "Absolutely no more ferrets" is guaranteed to bring another one into the house

2 kommentarer:

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